This article provides the voice protocols and gear  preparation associated with recreational gym climbing. The information is provided in the format of a stage play. The dialogue follows a belayer and a climber from the beginning to the end of a climb. This format may hold your attention and help you remember the procedures better than other presentation formats.

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